if i dont text back its becuase i replied in my mind but was too lazy to physically reply and im really sorry im the worst kind of person
(Source: trvpcard)
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so long
why is the word ‘long’ so short
why is the word ‘short’ longer than ‘long’
why is ‘hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia’ the fear of long words
why are my feet size 11
i really wanna know why your feet are size 11
how did this happen
what
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
(Source: lampsarepeopletoo)
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
(Source: paulbearer)
